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When your therapist knows the cost of their advice is just as eye-watering as the epiphanies themselves 💸💡 #TherapyIsExpensiveButSoIsYourSanity

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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74 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

83 shares on Slack this month:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

33 shares on Slack this month:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Seen just now on Threads:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Just shared via Slack:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Shared recently on X:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Spotted on Instagram:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Just landed via Telegram:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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