It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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When your therapist knows the cost of their advice is just as eye-watering as the epiphanies themselves 💸💡 #TherapyIsExpensiveButSoIsYourSanity

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