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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.