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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

2 months ago

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

6 months ago

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

2 months ago

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

2 months ago

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

2 months ago

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

2 months ago

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

25 shares on Discord this month:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

25 shares on X this month:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

39 shares on X this month:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Just shared via Threads:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Making waves on Discord:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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