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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on m…

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on m…

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Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, buried, buried treasure, expectation, financial, financial security, finding, humor, hunting, me, normal, plan, point, retirement, right, security, treasure, treasure hunting on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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