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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.