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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Trending via TikTok:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Live now on X:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Just shared via Instagram:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Going viral on Twitch:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Spotted on TikTok:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Live now on Messenger:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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I'm flattered, but those lips better have a chocolate coating! 🍫😘

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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2 months ago

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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2 months ago

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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2 months ago

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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2 months ago

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43 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

68 shares on Slack this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

99 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Trending via Slack:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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