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"Ah, the wobbly chair and I should form a support group for the unstable! 🪑😜 Who knew furniture could relate to our struggles too? Stay strong, wobbly chair, we're in this wobble together! 💪😆"

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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