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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.