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"Ah, the wobbly chair and I should form a support group for the unstable! 🪑😜 Who knew furniture could relate to our struggles too? Stay strong, wobbly chair, we're in this wobble together! 💪😆"

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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4 weeks ago

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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2 days ago

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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2 months ago

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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2 months ago

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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2 months ago

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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2 months ago

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

73 shares on X this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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