I’ve been blocked by better.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.