I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the only spirits this investigator is chasing are the ones who disappeared after reading my messages 👻🕵️♂️ #GhostedExpert" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume. Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume. 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.
