I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume. Commentary:"Looks like the only spirits this investigator is chasing are the ones who disappeared after reading my messages 👻🕵️♂️ #GhostedExpert" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me. If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead. Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much. I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé. Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.
