I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.
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“Looks like the only spirits this investigator is chasing are the ones who disappeared after reading my messages 👻🕵️‍♂️ #GhostedExpert”

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