I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it. I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership. Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
