I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.