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"Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

21 shares on Threads this month:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

36 shares on Threads this month:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

47 shares on Discord this month:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

46 shares on Reddit this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Making waves on Discord:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Spotted on Twitch:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Trending via Pinterest:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Just landed via WeChat:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Just shared via WeChat:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Going viral on Facebook:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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