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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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