I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.