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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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