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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.