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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Shazam but for random noises outside.

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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