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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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