Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.