Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical, sipping a margarita on a beach somewhere 🍹☀️🌴 #LifeGoals”

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