Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toast… Commentary:"Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 🔥🍞😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
