Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKeep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
