Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
  • Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.
  • Coffee is just goth water.
  • Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?
  • I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
  • Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.