Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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- Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
- My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.
- You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
