Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 🔥🍞😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me. Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.
