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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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