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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

I’m addicted to placebos.

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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