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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Sane is boring.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.