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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Just shared via Discord:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Breaking via Instagram:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Going viral on Slack:

Oh good. Another day.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Spotted on Discord:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I am thick and tired.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Trending via Slack:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Jan 24, 2025

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Just shared via WeChat:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Just shared via Telegram:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Just shared via Slack:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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