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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Freshly posted on X:

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Just landed via Reddit:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Just shared via Slack:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Live now on Snapchat:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Trending via Messenger:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

81 shares on Twitch this month:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

92 shares on X this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Going viral on WeChat:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

Going viral on TikTok:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Breaking via Discord:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Just shared via Instagram:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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