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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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