Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the ve… Commentary:"Marriage can be summed up as a quick check on the front door security system while the other half is already halfway to dreamland. 🔒💤 It's all about balance, right? 😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single. What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently. Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.
