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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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"Marriage can be summed up as a quick check on the front door security system while the other half is already halfway to dreamland. ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’ค It's all about balance, right? ๐Ÿ˜„"



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