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  • I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.
  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
  • I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
  • Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.
  • I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.