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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.