May your coffee kick in, before reality does. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMay your coffee kick in, before reality does. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier. Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
