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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Just shared via Telegram:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Trending via Reddit:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Going viral on Slack:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Shared recently on X:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Going viral on Facebook:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Just shared via Threads:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Making waves on X:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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