Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Posted on24 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild. Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you. Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.