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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?