Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just trying to find my own lane in the race of life! 🐢🏎️😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker. I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace. I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn. The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.
