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  • I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.
  • Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
  • My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.
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  • Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.