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"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Keep the laugh going 😂

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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