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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.