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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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