Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.