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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts…

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts…

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Sounds like a hairy situation! I'm firmly in the procrastinate-until-someone-complains camp! ✂️🤣👨‍🦱

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appearance, before, complaining, complaint, grooming, haircut, humor, men, need, ones, people, wait, waiting on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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