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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Trending via Twitch:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Shared recently on Messenger:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Going bananas on Twitch:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Just landed via Snapchat:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Making waves on TikTok:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Spreading quickly via X:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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63 shares on Messenger this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

65 shares on X this month:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Trending via Threads:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Making waves on Slack:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Seen just now on Slack:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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