Micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated. Posted onMar 13, 2026Mar 13, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:In my defense, I only microdose chaos to keep things interesting. Related funny posts 😂 Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed. I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize. When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.