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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Going viral on Instagram:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Spotted on TikTok:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Having a job ruined my life.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Shared recently on Threads:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Going bananas on Discord:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Trending via YouTube:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Shared recently on X:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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81 shares on Telegram this month:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

52 shares on X this month:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Trending via YouTube:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Just shared via Reddit:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Spotted on Messenger:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Going viral on Discord:

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Spotted on X:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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