Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.