Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
  • If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.
  • Occupation: the ugly friend!
  • I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.
  • I like to take long walks away from stupid people.
  • Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.