Commentary:
"Imagine the uproar if Mount Rushmore had burger-loving presidents instead! 
It'd be the most American monument ever! Just picture it – Lincoln with a hotdog, Washington with a slice of apple pie, Jefferson with a mountain of fries, and Teddy Roosevelt chomping on a giant sandwich. Now that's a sight to behold! 
#FoodiePresidents"
Related Funny Quotes 
- If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
- One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
- Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
- When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
- My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.
