Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating. Posted onOct 11, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
