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"Mr. Beast – the human embodiment of Dubai! 💸✨ Just when you thought the extravagance couldn't get any bigger, here comes Mr. Beast shining brighter than the city lights! 💰🌆 #LivingLarge"

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57 shares on Slack this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

58 shares on Threads this month:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Going viral on Twitch:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

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