My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, itβs due to lack of money. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, the woes of adulthood! π πΈ Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? ππ° #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything Related Funny Posts π€ Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. I get sad when I see how old people my age are. If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket. My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor. My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.