My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!