My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you s… Commentary:Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place. Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”. I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing. I get sad when I see how old people my age are. No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.
