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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.