My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Commentary:
“Breaking news: Birthday boy/girl demands zero attention on their special day! 🚫🎉 Let’s grant their wish by celebrating in absolute silence… or with the quietest party ever! 🎂🤫 Who needs cake when you have peace and quiet, am I right? 😂 #BirthdayWish #IntrovertCelebration”

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