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That fight could’ve been an email.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.