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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, discomfort, early, hard, hard pants, having, humor, morning, pants, shock, wake, wake up, wear on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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