My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.