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"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"

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58 shares on Slack this month:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

94 shares on Discord this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Just landed via Instagram:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Spotted on Slack:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Just landed via Discord:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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