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"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

77 shares on X this month:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

77 shares on Slack this month:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

There’s a certain nothing about you.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

There’s a certain nothing about you.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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