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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

32 shares on Discord this month:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Breaking via YouTube:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Going viral on Reddit:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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