My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.