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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.