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41 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

62 shares on Threads this month:

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

98 shares on Discord this month:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Just shared via Telegram:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Making waves on TikTok:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Going viral on WeChat:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Live now on WeChat:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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