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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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5 months ago

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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