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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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2 months ago

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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71 shares on WeChat this month:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

29 shares on Slack this month:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

92 shares on Discord this month:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

97 shares on Discord this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Trending via Discord:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Just landed via Messenger:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Going viral on Instagram:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Going bananas on X:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Just shared via TikTok:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Going viral on TikTok:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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