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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.