My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Sounds like you’ve got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the “training”—you’re definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂

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