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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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93 shares on Twitch this month:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

77 shares on X this month:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

94 shares on Slack this month:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

34 shares on Facebook this month:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I need a break from me.

Just shared via TikTok:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Just landed via Messenger:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Spotted on Messenger:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Going viral on Telegram:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Shared recently on X:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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