My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฐ Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! ๐Ÿ˜† #BakeAndBrake"