My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! ๐๐ฐ Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! ๐ #BakeAndBrake" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream? DUI stands for: donโt Uber, I got this. The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.