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My favorite hobby is withering away.

My favorite hobby is withering away.

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"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged amusing, away, favorite, hobby, humor, humor quote, irony, leisure, sarcasm, self-deprecation, wit on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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