My favorite hobby is withering away. Commentary:"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing. Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away. My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none. There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief. It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.