My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens. Posted onJan 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Breaking news: Large vase measured in smithereens—a smashing success! 💥🤣 Related funny posts 😂 Smithereens is the worst way to get blown. Listen to the birds, not the news. Breaking news is really breaking me. Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on. So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.