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Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Trending via Discord:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Making waves on TikTok:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Spotted on TikTok:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Just shared via Telegram:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Going bananas on YouTube:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Trending via Snapchat:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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Humorous quote about measuring things in tiny fragments, playful and witty in tone.

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70 shares on X this month:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

74 shares on X this month:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

80 shares on Discord this month:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Making waves on Threads:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Spotted on Instagram:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Going viral on Threads:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Going viral on Discord:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Spotted on Twitch:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Shared recently on Discord:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Is this simulation from Temu?

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Is this simulation from Temu?

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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