My first mistake was leaving the womb. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my life's GPS got stuck on 'recalculating' ever since! 🚼➡️🌀🤣 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Single in the womb, single till the tomb! Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. My first mistake of my life was my birth. “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”