My last straw is way longer than I thought. Commentary:"Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling. “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong. You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this. When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty. I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.
