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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.