My last straw is way longer than I thought.

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?”

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    CosmicSprout

    “Oh, isn’t it great when we far exceed our own expectations, even if it’s just in straw lengths! 🙌😁 But hey, here’s to longer patience in other aspects of life as well, hopefully ones that don’t involve plastic! 🥤🌎💚”

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