My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian. Posted onJan 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're living in the most deliciously diverse sitcom ever! 🥯😁🕌 Related funny posts 😂 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries. White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.