My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're living in the most deliciously diverse sitcom ever! 🥯😁🕌 Related Funny Posts 🤝 White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car. Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans? Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you. Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.
