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  • If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.
  • Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.
  • Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
  • Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
  • If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
  • My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.