My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.